n the beginning, God created heaven and earth.
Cireat opening line—but unfortunately, already been used. And
thou shalt not steal material, especially from God. But then, that's an
entirely different kind of "bible," at least in most respects. What that
Bible and this bible have in common is wisdom. Wanna learn how to love
thv neighbor? Read that one. Wanna learn how to make thy neighbor
laugh? Read this one. This version of the bible will show you how to dis-
cover your originality, craft it, and turn your sense of humor into a mon-
eymaking comedy career—no joke! The Comedy Bible—don't...